Return-Path: Date: Sat May 30 16:44:08 1998 PDT From: (Quinn) 94@Phoenix.moo.mud.org To: otaking@otaking.org Subject: Phoenix Message(s) 1 - 300 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Errors-to: postmastername@yourhost Envelope-from: postmastername@yourhost X-Mail-Agent: Phoenix (phoenix.otaking.org 2132) Message 1 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Sep 7 15:10:57 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Quinn!] Vaughn prefers to bug Quinn, David. He's my whipping boy. -------------------------- Message 2 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Sep 7 21:57:49 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: o/~ Oh, friends are friends forever... o/~ [Quinn!] David works for the SRI. :P *duck* [Quinn!] Quinn: SRI? [Quinn!] David: Secret Research Institute. [Quinn!] David now has to kill you. :) [Quinn!] Vaughn: Kill Quinn. I won't tell. -------------------------- Message 3 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Sep 8 16:56:38 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] David is in love with Data.:) -------------------------- Message 4 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Sep 8 18:25:03 1997 PDT From: Tero (#849) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Everyone loves apples. [Public] Jeff: Dang, that was a lot of apples. -------------------------- Message 5 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Sep 9 01:04:56 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Who does he Grasp? [*Wizards] Jeff grasps. -------------------------- Message 6 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Sep 9 01:08:14 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Ohmy! [*Wizards] Jeff: Last time something like that happened, a pic of me in superman underoos almost got its own .binaries newsgroup. -------------------------- Message 7 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Sep 9 01:29:50 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Look out lawns... [*Wizards] Stephanie: Bah. [*Wizards] Selena: Bah? [*Wizards] Jeff: Baaaaaa. [*Wizards] Selena: Jeff....we never knew. -------------------------- Message 8 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Sep 9 03:37:43 1997 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: A loggin' we will go... Lincoln Logs? [*Wizards] Stephanie sighs and /wades/ through these logs. Le sigh. [*Wizards] Jeff: She is a kind and benevolent woman. [*Wizards] Stephanie: We're up to 279. [*Wizards] Selena aiies. [*Wizards] Stephanie: 286. [*Wizards] Selena: Oof. Lotta logs.....can we make a house? -------------------------- Message 9 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Sep 9 13:26:56 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Well, that's a good guess... [Public] Julian: Pop Quiz, hot shot. ;) What were the bagpipes originally used for...? [Public] Arashi: To scare off the idiots. [Public] Julian [to Arashi]: Sorta. :) -------------------------- Message 10 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Sep 9 22:49:10 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Vaughn goes to sleep, plotting his revenge against Servo and David. To Servo, he cackles, "I'll get you, my pretty... and your little David too! Ah-hahahahahahahaha!" -------------------------- Message 11 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Sep 10 00:32:33 1997 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The perils of Drive-By Hugging(tm)... Monitor] Angelica (#635) connected at Wed Sep 10 00:28:26 1997 PDT - 5 on. [Public] Angelica does a drive-by hugging and goes to bed. [Monitor] Angelica (#635) disconnected at Wed Sep 10 00:29:58 1997 PDT - 4 on. [Public] Jeff waks up and laments! [Public] Jeff missed hugging Angela. Tragic. -------------------------- Message 12 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Sep 10 21:21:13 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: You don't want to know. David forced you to: @set me.spank to 1 -------------------------- Message 13 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Sep 14 21:49:42 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [********] Quinn: I dunno if this is a byproduct of rping, but I think it's improved my writing. Now if I could just stop typing in the present tense... -------------------------- Message 14 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Sep 15 13:10:25 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Vaughn: [snip] ...I've known Micahel for 2.5 years now, and it's the first time I've ever seen him wear /pants/... [snip] -------------------------- Message 15 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Sep 16 00:48:58 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from David [*Wizards] Jeff sounded like beavis for a moment. sob. -------------------------- Message 16 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Sep 16 00:53:19 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [***] Jeff scratches his tongue thoughtfully. -------------------------- Message 17 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Sep 16 03:54:01 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Togas. [****] Julian: It's amazing how a pair of towels can turn into a traditional Roman toga so quickly. My parents stared, but when I called Salve to them, they sorta understood. ;) [****] Julian: I went from the lunatic wearing the towels weird to the lunatic thinking the towels he was wearing was a toga. -------------------------- Message 18 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Sep 16 04:02:11 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Chambers is looking for his spandex. -------------------------- Message 19 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Sep 16 12:01:50 1997 PDT From: Mitaka (#898) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: I hope that doesn't happen /TOO/ often. [Public] Tero: It's dangerous to get your Ant-Killer and Corn Syurp confused. -------------------------- Message 20 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Sep 16 14:06:54 1997 PDT From: Tero (#849) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: hehe... [***] Tero is frightened. He left his baseball bat out and his ex is here... [***] Jeff blinks, and laughs... [***] Jeff: erm. Wait, IRL? -------------------------- Message 21 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Sep 18 00:35:00 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Nguyen: I tell you, it is WEIRD playing a healthy person. -------------------------- Message 22 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Sep 18 07:15:59 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Jeff stumbles around the room, knocking over vases, hat racks, cats, loafers, IV poles, UNIX manuals and ferrets. -------------------------- Message 23 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Sep 18 12:23:05 1997 PDT From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: What Julian Does in His Free Time..... [******] Julian grumbles. Dammit. Not fun when you body slam your 120 lbs lab, and he just kinda lies there, starring at you with an expression of, "What are you doing?" -------------------------- Message 24 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Sep 19 12:04:54 1997 PDT From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Not QOOC but humor.... TOP TEN REASONS WHY WINDOWS 98 WAS DELAYED Extra time to code the Windows 3.1 upgrade path? Yeah, right. Here are the real reasons Windows 98 was delayed: 10. It's a leap year 9. All the programmers are busy working on The House 8. Want to coincide Windows 98 marketing efforts with the '98 Olympics 7. The compiler crashed, had to restart it 6. Not enough paper on hand to print the companion book, "Windows 98 Patches and Fixes" 5. "If we just wait until 2000, we won't have to worry about the millennium bug at all..." 4. Need to erase all the Norton antivirus code that's still in there 3. Not enough disk space on CD-ROMs--need to wait for DVD technology 2. Just discovered Netscape Communicator 4.0 runs perfectly--need time to correct that 1. "Windows 99" just sounds cooler -------------------------- Message 25 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Sep 19 13:11:44 1997 PDT From: Sam (#856) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: RL *qooc Teacher: So is your sister half or step? Sam's friend: I don't know. Teacher: Well if she's the daughter of a man you father married- Oh shoot! Sam's friend: Never talk to me again! :) Sound of entire class laughing! -------------------------- Message 26 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Sep 19 13:48:02 1997 PDT From: Julian (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) [*****] Kechara: And Jeff's already Hope's guardian angel of sorts.. *didn't say that. Really, she didn't. :)* -------------------------- Message 27 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Sep 19 14:08:16 1997 PDT From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Knew Quinn had a side job..... [Public] Quinn is the spokeswizard for Chinet. -------------------------- Message 28 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Sep 19 14:12:27 1997 PDT From: Julian (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: And what has Jeff been up to....? [*****] Jeff: Interesting bedside manner. She checked to see if he had a concussion by taking off her shirt. -------------------------- Message 29 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Sep 19 18:20:50 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Not /exactly/ what I meant. Steph rejoices in getting a new nifty pager. The little black kind you wear on your hip. I made the mistake of saying: [Public] Stephanie wants to be paged, darn it! Kechara pages: Consider yourself paged. Can I do it again? :) Trust the cat for sarcasm, eh? :) -------------------------- Message 30 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Sep 19 19:20:11 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*****] Stephanie: Slap me silly and call me too many worlds with stephanie in the name girl. -------------------------- Message 31 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Sep 20 01:16:49 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Vaughn: Of course not. As if I have the balls to walk up to a drop-dead gorgeous young woman and ask for her number. Besides, I have a feeling she may have been on the wrong side of 18. Just slightly, but it's a hunch. -------------------------- Message 32 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Sep 20 13:59:30 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Elsemoo... Reed [to Cuonzo]: Want to buy a great chainsaw? Cuonzo reaches into his dufflebag and pulls out a chainsaw. Reed unslings his chainsaw and starts it up with a roar. Reis watches the two with a smirk. "Groooooovy." -------------------------- Message 33 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Sep 21 00:49:58 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Meow? [Public] Vaughn: Crap. You're telling me your cat has the power to @toad me? [Public] Selena: With the push of a button...or a bit of drool. -------------------------- Message 34 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Sep 21 09:49:43 1997 PDT From: Mitaka (#898) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: But I don't even know what I said! [Public] Mitaka: ChumbaWumba. [Public] Jeff: Amen to that, brother. [Public] Mitaka really /DOES/ need Psycological help! -------------------------- Message 35 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Sep 21 10:41:14 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Selena is cute and nonproductive. Ahem. :> -------------------------- Message 36 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Sep 21 16:47:30 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Well, that /too/.... [Public] Brian also wonders what a 'defribulated mongoose' looks like. [Public] Stephanie: Rikki-Tikki-Tavi on crack. -------------------------- Message 37 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Sep 23 08:12:51 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: I don't wanna know! Michael(RL): Don't ride me! -------------------------- Message 38 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Sep 23 13:16:18 1997 PDT From: Mitaka (#898) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Tero the alchohal dealer? Eep! [Public] Mitaka: I'm thirteen! I DON'T DRINK! DUH! :) [Public] Tero [to Mitaka]: I could get ya started! *wink* -------------------------- Message 39 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Sep 24 16:39:37 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Jason [to Jeff]: I balk at descing /myself/ , let alone an entire MOO. -------------------------- Message 40 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Sep 25 04:23:51 1997 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: That's like cavern climbing, right? [*Wizards] Jeff spoinks :) -------------------------- Message 41 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Sep 25 10:30:15 1997 PDT From: Jason (#983) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Nice try, Jeff, but no soup for you! [*Wizards] Jeff looks innocent. [*Wizards] Selena [to Jeff]: Doesn't work. [*Wizards] Jeff dangs, I was so hoping... -------------------------- Message 42 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Sep 26 22:40:44 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie Quinn RL: "My brain is in my ass." (I think that says it all, don't you?) -------------------------- Message 43 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Sep 27 05:10:30 1997 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [*Wizards] Jeff feels like his brain is a pregnant woman. -------------------------- Message 44 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Sep 27 08:56:05 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: AOL. Nuff said. ACiDHaZeRD: marily manson rulz!!~~>* KumquatK: Marilyn Manson is a sad testament to the music industry's willingness to subsidize sub-par experimental noise if it ticks enough people off. ACiDHaZeRD: shut up, marily manson rulez!!, beautiful people, man that u fear, sweet dreamz*wucred~1* KumquatK: Mmmmm-hm. -------------------------- Message 45 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Sep 27 11:37:54 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Julian [to Jeff]: Yeah. You can't marry me. Nya-nya! -------------------------- Message 46 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Sep 27 17:48:27 1997 PDT From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Do we want to know? [Public] Stephanie: Michael is squealing and giglging. [Public] Stephanie: Must be the cat. -------------------------- Message 47 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Sep 28 10:03:56 1997 PDT From: Mitaka (#898) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Yeah. Right. [Public] Julian declares his love for Lisa, and Mitaka, and all the lil' people around him. As he will someday rule all of youw ith an iron fist, and you can be deluded into thinking your future dictator loves you. -------------------------- Message 48 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Sep 28 11:30:37 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Tero's endoplasmic reticulum is strictly the property of Mark Goodson productions, ltd. A Viacom corporation. -------------------------- Message 49 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Sep 28 11:36:08 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [****] Julian considers renaming his wizard alt to "Uracil", and describing him as a neuter gendered globular molecule of DNA. -------------------------- Message 50 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Sep 28 16:26:45 1997 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [*Wizards] Jeff: Oooo. Conan the Barbarian is on. -------------------------- Message 51 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Sep 28 16:35:19 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from David [*Wizards] Jeff: Conan has an impressive [snip]. A big long [Snip]. Jeeze. {Quinn} -------------------------- Message 52 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Sep 28 19:09:27 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Chirop looks all nervous and stares lustily at the nearest semi-attractive female... -------------------------- Message 53 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Sep 30 19:52:16 1997 PDT From: Tero (#849) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Don't Ask. [****] Lisa: Nah, I could never do that. Remember, I am the chicken flavored licorice. -------------------------- Message 54 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Oct 1 16:02:56 1997 PDT From: Jason (#983) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Jellybeans? Did he say Jellybeans? [*Wizards] Jeff collapses into Lisa's arms, won forever. Jellybeans! -------------------------- Message 55 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Oct 5 16:06:51 1997 PDT From: Tero (#849) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: There's a problem here. [***] Tero Searches for RP... [***] Lisa searches for RL. -------------------------- Message 56 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Oct 6 18:03:50 1997 PDT From: Alexandros (#545) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Do we really want to know...? [Public] Tero is stripping nail-polish from his fingers... -------------------------- Message 57 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Oct 6 18:45:24 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from David [Public] Tero is being exceptionally gastrically inclined tonight... -------------------------- Message 58 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Oct 7 20:08:38 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Nguyen: File Transfer Boopie? -------------------------- Message 59 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Oct 9 23:12:17 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The same thing we do every night... [******] Molly: What shall we do tonight, dear? [******] Joey: Try to take over the world? [******] Molly: Narf? -------------------------- Message 60 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Oct 11 16:19:16 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Tero nods, might have to share me with Owen if we ever run into each other, but I'm happy to polygamous with ya two. -------------------------- Message 61 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Oct 13 18:59:57 1997 PDT From: Chirop (#449) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Hrmmm [Public] Stephanie could do Jeff's in this chair and fall asleep. -------------------------- Message 62 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Oct 14 13:51:29 1997 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Jeff feels the urge to create a new alt. -------------------------- Message 63 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Oct 14 14:42:24 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from David [*Wizards] Quinn [to Jason]: Can I be Vaughn's ship consort? -------------------------- Message 64 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Oct 15 01:18:24 1997 PDT From: Lariano (#968) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: One More Night with Andrea... [***] Lariano: What are you, The Kobiachi Maru of women? -------------------------- Message 65 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Oct 15 01:21:02 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Lariano: I'm sorry, I thought Tero was good at self annihilation. Andrea is a certified genius. -------------------------- Message 66 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Oct 15 08:05:54 1997 PDT From: Lisa (#852) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Don't wanna know [*Wizards] Quinn ews.. /dammit/ Jeff.. you blissed all /over/ me again... ewww.... [*Wizards] Quinn goes to find a towel.. -------------------------- Message 67 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Oct 15 08:06:51 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: It gets around? ;) [*Wizards] Jeff cranks the speakers up louder. Hopefully it'll get to California. ;) [*Wizards] A deaf rat in China just looked upward, 'Is that Plumb?' -------------------------- Message 68 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Oct 15 19:33:05 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] David dances nekkid on channel. The Green Skinned David Slave Boy. -------------------------- Message 69 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Oct 16 14:43:52 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Tero: This is worse than getting eaten... -------------------------- Message 70 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Oct 16 18:22:13 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Poor Steph? [*Wizards] Quinn: Pizza and root bear.... oh my.. Jeff... marry me. -------------------------- Message 71 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Oct 16 18:23:04 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Nope...21 [*Wizards] Quinn: Only 22 QOOCs to go! -------------------------- Message 72 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Oct 16 18:24:00 1997 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: When Jeff's music moves from obscxure to abstract... [*Wizards] Jeff listens to the garbage-cans-and-tin-cans percussion solo. I love this CD. -------------------------- Message 73 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Oct 16 18:29:43 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Michael's true love... [*Wizards] Oh.. root bear... yeah, bubble me some more... OH right there... *whimper* -------------------------- Message 74 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Oct 16 22:23:02 1997 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Jason's folly. Jason hugs Stephanie! Stephanie slips her arms around you, and squeezes tightly. Jason hugs Stephanie! Stephanie slips her arms around you, and squeezes tightly. Jason pages: Damn. Hit the up arrow one time too many. Got 'hug steph' instead of '@nn'. Jason pages: Damn. Hit the up arrow one time too many. Got 'hug steph' instead of '@nn'. >From afar, Jason sighs. Great. Now I did it again. -------------------------- Message 75 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Oct 18 02:38:43 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Quinn: 'Once upon a time... I really need to go clean up something.. nah... it was a dark and stormy night.. whoa, a babe on the TV.... the best of times...' -------------------------- Message 76 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Oct 18 02:47:50 1997 PDT From: Tabby (#1026) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Tero's Mail Girl: [Public] Tero: just checkin my mail girl. -------------------------- Message 77 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Oct 18 02:59:44 1997 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*****] Quinn: If the entire world was made up of you, I think I'd be the only one who didn't use the word 'surreal' on a regular basis. -------------------------- Message 78 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Oct 21 09:56:22 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from David [*Wizards] Quinn: That's the type of character that makes me wish *OTHERMOO-NAME* allowed player killing. -------------------------- Message 79 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Oct 21 10:32:18 1997 PDT From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Jeff and Michael...merging. [*Wizards] Jeff: HOI! -------------------------- Message 80 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Oct 21 10:38:21 1997 PDT From: Jason (#983) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: David, you've got to lay off the cough syrup... [*Wizards] David [to Jason]: Snarf! [*Wizards] David [to Jason]: Snerf! -------------------------- Message 81 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Oct 26 22:22:12 1997 PST From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: ElseM**! I don't like the player, but this is a hoot. Gamma says, "And she needs to be better experienced before we mount her, in my opinion." -------------------------- Message 82 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Oct 31 08:35:22 1997 PST From: Mitaka (#898) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Standards? [Public] Mitaka takes out an egg and demonstrates. [Public] Mitaka shows the egg. "This is your brain on standards." [Public] Jeff shakes his head -- and takes out the specs for ADA. Flops them onto the desk with a resounding THUD. [Public] Jeff: /this/ is your brain on standards. ;) -------------------------- Message 83 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Nov 1 08:02:52 1997 PST From: Julian (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: I /had/ to *qooc /this/. Saw this at work. An actual Colonel. "At the end of MacArthur's 12th tour of the Korean front, he holds a press conference in a tent at Suwon. LtCol James T Quirk stands center. -------------------------- Message 84 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Nov 1 09:58:45 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Jeff's being corrupted. [***] Jeff stretches an' ponders. Too sharding complex. [***] Jeff smcks himself. [***] Jeff: I DON'T EVEN PLAY PERN. Argh. -------------------------- Message 85 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 4 08:08:39 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Finish the sentence... ;) [WizTrio] Jeff dies laughing remembering the time Nate and I were hanging out with these two girls... -------------------------- Message 86 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 4 13:51:55 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Huh? [*Wizards] Selena: You know.... seeing a kid with a waffle floating over his head is a funny thing. -------------------------- Message 87 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 4 21:47:28 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Jeff thinks that Michael has infected me with happy world memes. -------------------------- Message 88 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Nov 5 00:21:11 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [******] Stephanie: Did a burgular dressed up as Santa Claus try to get in through the chimney, lit his pants on fire, scrambled up the chimney, and knocked in the disrepaired roof on top of them? -------------------------- Message 89 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Nov 5 00:24:50 1997 PST From: Tero (#849) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: This is why you should desc carefully. [****] Jeff: Are the women dressed, is there a gas stove, and was it winter or summer? -------------------------- Message 90 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Nov 5 00:28:09 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff Stephanie [to Jeff]: Please remove the kumquat from my brain. -------------------------- Message 91 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Nov 6 17:46:58 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Kechara suddenly notices that she can't feel her feet. This announcement brought to you by.. :) -------------------------- Message 92 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Nov 7 20:48:37 1997 PST From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The things you hear..... [XXXX] Kalanthe: If you put a piece of buttered bread on the back of a cat, then drop the two out of a window, they won't go anywhere: bread will always land butter-side down, and a cat will always land on her feet... they'll just suspend. -------------------------- Message 93 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Nov 8 13:06:11 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Huh? [Public] Mozart: Mental note. You know you've been playing a female character t oo long when you see an attractive woman walking down the street and think, "Oo ooooh... that outfit would be /great/ for Miriam..." -------------------------- Message 94 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Nov 8 22:09:23 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Jeff on a wild drunken binge? Nah... [***] Jeff goes through inventory on a MUD, and tries to figure out who gave him a kevlar bra and bottle of mascara. I feel like I woke up with a virtual hangover and can't explain where I got a ring. -------------------------- Message 95 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Nov 9 11:01:35 1997 PST From: Lisa (#852) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Heehee. [Public] Brian doesn't wanna be Joey's grilfriend! Noo! -------------------------- Message 96 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 11 12:14:48 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from David [*Wizards] Quinn: Don't get me started on my right testicle. -------------------------- Message 97 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 11 12:17:55 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Ohmy...Jeffos [*Wizards] Jeff peers at his window elseM*. "How is it I get into these situations? An angsty vampire is making passes at me while I listen to a paranoid rabbi explain that my LSD halucination was the work of a secret underground group that's taking over the city. Why can't my characters have /normal/ angst?" -------------------------- Message 98 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 11 12:20:21 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] David idles to take out his brain. -------------------------- Message 99 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 11 12:26:18 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Quinn: 80 channels of cable, and the best I can do at 12:30pm is either Gerraldo and his 'transexual devil-worshipping midgits' or 'Iron Eagle IV: Because we just can't let it die'. ::sigh:: Time to listen to the radio... -------------------------- Message 100 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 11 12:39:54 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Quinn: I'm so bored. I'm watching seaQuest. -------------------------- Message 101 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 11 17:29:29 1997 PST From: Mitaka (#898) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: I'm not even gonna try for a subject for this. [Public] Brian is dead. Woo. Yaaay! -------------------------- Message 102 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Nov 12 13:22:34 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Jeff's sordid life [*****] Jeff: I'm spending my nights with Juanita now. [*****] Jeff feels like he's cheating on Mel. -------------------------- Message 103 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Nov 12 19:53:38 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: We didn't need to know... [*Wizards] Jeff: Admittedly, Juanita is curvier. And has a bigger hard drive. [*Wizards] Jeff: But then... Mel is a laptop. -------------------------- Message 104 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Nov 12 20:16:21 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: MEEP. [*Wizards] David idles to do RL houseclaning. Turning off monitor so I won't get distracted. [*Wizards] Selena: Well, there goes that table dancing I was going to do. Durn. -------------------------- Message 105 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Nov 12 22:07:08 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*****] Jeff: Windows 95's user interface was designed by chimps on ritalin. -------------------------- Message 106 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Nov 12 22:29:47 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [Public] Jeff just calles himself "squiggy." -------------------------- Message 107 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Nov 12 22:41:13 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [Public] Quinn: There is no QOOC limit on Phoenix. We have plenty of QOOCs for everyone. Phoenix is an equal QOOC opportunity MOO. -------------------------- Message 108 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Nov 13 01:42:46 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Seen upon a PernM*... F'lar at Thu Nov 13 01:42:33 1997 EST Lessa at Thu Nov 13 01:42:35 1997 EST Menolly at Thu Nov 13 01:42:39 1997 EST Ruth at Thu Nov 13 01:43:01 1997 EST All I can say is ... someone needs to have a talk with this person. :> -------------------------- Message 109 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Nov 14 22:52:38 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Julian: Ooooh... it's that time of night, when the phone sex commercials start coming on. -------------------------- Message 110 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Nov 16 23:23:41 1997 PST From: Tero (#849) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Remember the Duck!! [***] Jeff: Thus birthing the week's anthem cry: "Kevin bit my duck." -------------------------- Message 111 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 18 00:05:31 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Jeff...? Um...? [***] Jeff grins. Now hold on, lemme flirt with you in another window. -------------------------- Message 112 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 18 01:02:08 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: LAUGH [***] Jeff dies laughing as he gets email: SUBLIMINALLY SEDUCE WOMEN, INSTANTLY! Sorry. OK, I'm fine. -------------------------- Message 113 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 18 01:31:03 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: More good news from mail email marketing... [***] Jeff quotes from the mail: "You cannot turn women into mindless sex slaves with this or any other technology. You can, however, induce at will, natural urges that would otherwise lie dormant." So, she might be having a natural desire to jam a fork into your back, and using this product would seal your fate? -------------------------- Message 114 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 18 12:29:04 1997 PST From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Brian [Public] Julian learns a new life lesson. "Opening the fridge, closing, then opening it again, will not make good food suddenly appear in there. -------------------------- Message 115 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 18 14:18:05 1997 PST From: Mitaka (#898) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Mmm. Sounds good. [Public] Jeff: Nothin' says lovin' like chipmunk in the oven. -------------------------- Message 116 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 18 16:34:18 1997 PST From: Alexandros (#545) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Everyone's Favorite Gal! [Public] Kristin ovffers herself to the MOO at large. Have me. :) -------------------------- Message 117 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 18 16:40:54 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Jeff: No, it's just a few inches of water and lots of twinkie cream. -------------------------- Message 118 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 18 16:58:25 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Tero: Insanity is highly overrated. -------------------------- Message 119 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Nov 21 08:28:00 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: ElseM*.... FaithHealer tells everyone 'Eddie Vedder Cheddars - the tang of cheddar cheese and the keening agony of depressed musical genius combined into one tasty snack food.' -------------------------- Message 120 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Nov 21 14:52:19 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Tero eyes Alex. Can't arrest me if I eat you. ;9 -------------------------- Message 121 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Nov 23 11:59:37 1997 PST From: Kargon (#1073) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Uhh...do I have to answer that? [Public] Kargon: Pnuemenaultramicroscopicsillaconvolcanoconiosis [Public] Kechara: That's the fear of getting ill while balancing on top of a microscopic volcano? -------------------------- Message 122 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 25 09:07:13 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: ElseMUCK, but I thought it was hilarious... Misa_Agato says, "i just need a job, tired of selling plasma for cash" -------------------------- Message 123 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Nov 25 10:49:22 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from David [***] Jeff: I'm not planning on getting pregnant, and that's that. -------------------------- Message 124 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Nov 29 19:08:39 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Disney promoting Geekdom? [*Wizards] Jeff still maintains that Disney's Beauty and the Beast is the ultimate encouraging movie for net geeks. I mean, it's about a guy who doesn't shave enough who lives alone, doesn't get out alot, and has appliances for friends. And he ends up getting the girl anyways! -------------------------- Message 125 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Dec 1 21:33:41 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Elsemoo, but still... Haze places the cigarette between his left ear. -------------------------- Message 126 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Dec 2 14:31:12 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Krysty pouts and throws a temper tantrum. "I want Niuka to show up -NOW-! -------------------------- Message 127 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Dec 3 21:12:24 1997 PST From: Tero (#849) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: You kiss your mother with that keyboard?? [***] Jeff: How the #%!^ did you come up with that? :) -------------------------- Message 128 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Dec 4 13:36:44 1997 PST From: Mitaka (#898) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: I /WHAT/? OOC: Krysty says "Hey! You're 9 months old! And you're carrying some kid named Jimmy!" (Ed's note: It was a puppet.) -------------------------- Message 129 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Dec 4 15:42:21 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Jeff: Michael, kristin's memes are all over you. Go shower now. -------------------------- Message 130 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Dec 4 20:17:12 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: ElseM*, but.. it's good publicity... Momiji says, "But I keep seeing Juuban Park as Jurrasic Park." Takeo-kun laughs. Hikaru-chan giggles. The mighty T-Rex growls!!!! Swooping down toward Chibi-Usa to eat her up, he suddenly gets all super-deformed and poses in a very kawaii manner ^_^. Sailor Velociraptor shows off her fuku. -------------------------- Message 131 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Dec 5 17:59:17 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff (elsemoo) PsychoDrag OOCs, 'i'm better than you.... i get messages in my head because i'm insane!' -------------------------- Message 132 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Dec 6 13:03:43 1997 PST From: Alexandros (#545) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Julian and his drinks.... [Public] Julian is drinking Sprite from a can w/ a toothbrush atm. [Public] Julian plans on eating the can after he's gotten all the Sprite frmo it. -------------------------- Message 133 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Dec 6 23:48:27 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [---------] Tero: Interesting...if complicated. You must be some kind of weird Chaos/Angst Nexus. In fact, you should have doomsayer heralds that precede you. "Beware ye who tred here...the Shadow of Angst is upon you...*moans*" -------------------------- Message 134 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Dec 6 23:58:40 1997 PST From: Colleen (#1016) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Quinn?! RPing?!? [Public] Quinn: You know.. I might actually be in the mood to role-play. [Public] Chirop: HERESY! [Public] Colleen gasps! :) [Public] Tero falls dead. *plop!* [Public] Jeff: Cooooool. :) [Public] Quinn: Hmm... -------------------------- Message 135 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Dec 7 13:28:57 1997 PST From: Kargon (#1073) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) [Public] Jeff: It'll get you from Chicago to Mauve in under 8 cheeseburgers. -------------------------- Message 136 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Dec 9 13:04:19 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff Jestyr OOCs, 'Only in the gothic crowd does saying you only have one pvc dress not reveal your sex' -------------------------- Message 137 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Dec 9 13:52:18 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: *laugh* Somewhere, Selena has connected. [Public] Mitaka: Archwiz! [Public] Julian: President Selena, Salute! *puts up his right arm, perpendicular to the ground, then his left arm across, parallel to the ground. Right hand suddenly spins about, opens, and his fingers waggle in Selena's direction* Hail President Selena! [Public] Mitaka [to Julian]: She's not on the channel. [Public] Julian blehs. -------------------------- Message 138 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Dec 9 14:55:49 1997 PST From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Elsemu*, and shouldn't have even asked.... Tavim pages, "Back, sorry it took so long, but, the big one jus' ran into my room, with one end of the toilet paper in his mouth, and the other still in the bathroom upstairs. :/" -------------------------- Message 139 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Dec 10 16:22:32 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: On Nuclear Annihilation... [Public] Julian: What I find /really/ depressing is the 'net, for once in the annuals of humanity, will be lag free, and /noone/ will be around to take advantage of it! -------------------------- Message 140 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Dec 10 21:19:50 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Words of wisdom... [*******] Jeff chuckles. I'm worse than clueless in that regard. PCs are a closed book, I'm just learning about Juanita... [*******] Tero: Relationships are built one step at a time. And there will be lots of times when you're just gonna want to shut down the whole thing and walk out the door. However, if you're patient, and you know that you that really what what she's giving you, then it's worth the commitment that you give. Who knows? You might justbe surprised with what you get back in return. -------------------------- Message 141 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Dec 11 01:44:45 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*****] Jeff wants to be Hrothgar, Juggler of Danes, Whose Sword Reeks of Chives. -------------------------- Message 142 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Dec 12 09:10:41 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: True colors? [*Wizards] Stephanie: 128k wireless, upgrade up to 10mb. :) [*Wizards] Stephanie liberally drools. [*Wizards] David conservatively drools? :) [*Wizards] Quinn democratically drools. [*Wizards] Lisa drools independently -------------------------- Message 143 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Dec 12 11:41:09 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [****] Jeff imagines that you would be positively orgasmic over that. -------------------------- Message 144 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Dec 12 12:42:15 1997 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: O...k, Quinn..... [*Wizards] Quinn: I know.. I know.. I am /so/ scatterbrained. [*Wizards] Quinn: I'm.. /not/ married, right? I... /do/ breath, right? [*Wizards] Quinn: I... have /two/ eyes, right? -------------------------- Message 145 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Dec 12 19:08:54 1997 PST From: Alexandros (#545) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Julian and his Immune System [Public] Julian is. I got the ultra-immune system. I cure sick people with /my/ immune system. "Though... I did get a bit queezy from that Ebola thingy..." -------------------------- Message 146 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Dec 12 21:25:22 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Pulled from a bboard off AnimeMUCK 26) Kahu Yesterday -- Prison vs Tech Support Prison: Spend the majority of the time in an 8x10 cell. Work: spend the majority of your time in a 4x6 cubicle. Prison: Get 3 meals a day. Work: Get one meal that you pay for, maybe. Prison: Time off for good behavior Work: Get rewarded for good behavior with more work. Prison: Guard unlocks and opens the door for you. Work: Have to carry a security card and open the doors. Prison: You can watch TV and play games. Work:You can get fired for doing such.; Prison: They get their own toilet. Work: You have to share. Prison: They have sadistic wardens. Work: We have managers. -------------------------- Message 147 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Dec 12 21:26:55 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Another message pulled from AnimeMUCK... 28) Phrank Today -- Photographic Justice >From "Nutz & Boltz": A motorist received a $40 ticket in the mail from a photo radar automated speed trap. The automated speed trap uses radar to measure the speed of passing vehicles and photographs speeders. The police department sends out tickets and a copy of the photo of the vehicle with the radar measured speed printed below. Instead of payment, the motorist decided to send a photograph of $40. Several days later he received another letter from the police department. It contained a photograph of handcuffs. -------------------------- Message 148 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Dec 13 17:10:11 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: More wackiness from AnimeMUCK... 19) Wan-Fu 4 days ago -- College X-mas Ideas to Torture Your Roommate! (AKA Wan-Fu Invades the Board II) I do not claim any sort of ownership of this original idea: 25 CHRISTMAS IDEAS TO TORTURE YOUR ROOMMATE! 1. Claim you were a Christmas tree in a past life. If your roomie tries to bring one to the room, scream bloody murder and thrash about. 2. Go to the mall with your roommate and sit on Santa's lap. Refuse to get off. 3. Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you're wearing it. 4. Sit in a corner in fetal position rocking back and forth chanting "Santa Claus is coming to town..." 5. Hang mistletoe in the doorway. When your roommate enters or leaves, give 'em a big wet one. 6. Hang a stocking with your roommate's name on it. Put coal, broken glass, garbage, etc. in it. If your roommate asks, say "You've been naughty this year." 7. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in any reindeer games. 8. Make conversation out of Christmas Carols. (EXAMPLE: You know, I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.) 9. Wrap yourself in Christmas lights and roll around in the snow. 10. Sing: "All I want for Christmas is my roommate's two front teeth..." 11. Give your roommate the gifts from The Twelve Days of Christmas. 12. Build a snowperson with your roommate and place a hat on its head. When it doesn't come to life, convulse and scream "IT DIDN'T WORK!" 13. Whip your roommate or his/her S.O. screaming "Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer and Vixen" etc. 14. Tear down all your roommate's Christmas decorations saying "Bah, humbug!" 15. Wake up every morning screaming "Ghost of Christmas Future, please have mercy on my soul!" (Note: Try Lords of Darkness in place of Ghost etc., it's fun!) 16. Tell your roommate you're moving out. Santa's buying you a house on 34th St. 17. Pin poinsettias all over your shirt. 18. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people. Eat the naughty bits first. 19. Put on a fake white beard and insist that all your roommate's friends "give it a yank." 20. Ring sleigh bells maniacally saying "Every time a bell rings an angel gets wings!" 21. Stand in front of the mirror reciting "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" over and over in your underwear. 22. Roll mistletoe in a joint and smoke it. 23. Watch your roommate sleeping. When he/she wakes, sing "He sees you when you're sleeping,..." 24. Get a life size nativity scene and display it in your room. When your roommate asks, say "I had to let them stay here, there's no room at the inn." 25. When your roommate goes into the bathroom, rearrange his/her possessions. Say Santa's elves must've done it. Done. -------------------------- Message 149 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Dec 14 22:13:23 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*********] Tero: Is okay. If you gave me a collar, a bath, and make me all fluffy, I'd try to strangle you too. ;) -------------------------- Message 150 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Dec 14 22:15:52 1997 PST From: Tero (#849) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: That Darn Cat... [***] Jeff nods. "People from the states who go to Cuba and ty to get legal residency but can't because Cuba just ain't gonna make you legal unless you've got money to blow, some very major clout, or a sponsor with both. ;) [***] Stephanie: Mr. Servo got a new collar and a bath. :) [***] Stephanie: He's all fluffy. [***] Stephanie: He tried to strangle me in my sleep. [***] Tero: Good to know you're interested in Foriegn Issues, Steph. -------------------------- Message 151 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Dec 14 22:58:52 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: FictionMUCK humor by page.. Fujisawa pages, "Have you seen the similarities between coders and drug pushers?" to you. You page-pose, "Natsume LAUGHS out loud. No, but now that you mention it..." to Fujisawa. Fujisawa pages, "Drug dealer / Coder" to you. Fujisawa pages, ""The first one is free" / "Download our free beta"" to you. You page-pose, "Natsume chuckles." to Fujisawa. Fujisawa pages, "Has strange jargon: Rock, Chode, Stellar / Has strange jargon: RISC, SCSI, AGP" to you. Fujisawa pages, "Often seen in the company of pimps / Oftern seen in the company of venture capitalists" to you. Fujisawa pages, "Knows where the money is: 12-29 year olds / Knows where the money is: 12-29 year olds" to you. Fujisawa pages, "Do you job well, and become rich, and have movie stars do favors for you / Damn. Damn, Damn Damn" to you. -------------------------- Message 152 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Dec 17 11:21:06 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Jeff: Last month he was fixing bugs in Mario Teaches Sniping. -------------------------- Message 153 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Dec 17 21:54:07 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Jeff: It's the essesnce of sexy hack. -------------------------- Message 154 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Dec 17 22:08:14 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [Public] Jeff: The perils of MOO relationships. "Dang! My SO got recycled!" -------------------------- Message 155 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Dec 18 13:54:21 1997 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: I wanna be... [***] Jeff walked in and told his mother, "I wanna be a postindustrial tribal anarchist when I grow up." [***] "Either that or a LAN admin." -------------------------- Message 156 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Dec 18 14:35:25 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Jeff: ... 'be webby!' ... -------------------------- Message 157 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Dec 19 14:48:13 1997 PST From: Julian (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Neat site! You guys /gotta/ check this out. :) www.eo.com -------------------------- Message 158 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Dec 21 01:51:54 1997 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Of /all/ the login sites... Login: #-149 from i.pee.heavywater.net {rest snipped}. -------------------------- Message 159 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Dec 21 21:07:09 1997 PST From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The things said.... [BahrainWeyr] Sabria watches her ferret eat. I'd wish he'd at least park his butt /inside/ the cage, before eating. His rear is hanging over the edge of the cage. -------------------------- Message 160 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Dec 21 22:39:27 1997 PST From: Tero (#849) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Heroine or Heroin? You make the call... [***] Jeff nods. No trouble. It just freaked me. Terri Hatcher was arguably a very attractive woman and then suddenly in the third season of the show, bam. She became skin and bones heroin-chic anorexic looking...it was kind of scary. [***] Tero: They should have worked that in on the show. Envision with me: A darkened Daily Planet Copy Room...3am. Lois Lane works on that last minute expose on LexCorp, determined to get in before the presses roll further. But dammit, she can't keep her mind off of Superman. Driven to desperation, she reaches into her drawer. With a guilty look around the copy room, she pulls out a syringe, spoon, lighter, and a little plastic bag. Time for her little guardian angel to save her again. Time for her little drug. It's just this one time, she thinks as she rolls up her sleeve to reveal guilty scabs and tracks. The last time, she thinks as she feels the rush of the pinprick. As she feels the heroin plow through her consciousness, she barely notices the lights come up outside her office. The door opens. "Lois?" [***] Tero: And she /did/ wear longsleeves a hell of a lot in that show... -------------------------- Message 161 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Dec 22 09:35:57 1997 PST From: Alexandros (#545) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: When Julian is bored.... [Public] Julian: You truly are bored when you reason suicide is a good thing as, 'it's at least something to do'. -------------------------- Message 162 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Dec 22 10:44:12 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Julian tosses a sheet on his dog, and watches her bump into things. Hee. -------------------------- Message 163 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Dec 22 15:10:40 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: When the Quinn's Away! [*Wizards] Quinn wavvle. I'll be back tomorrow or late-late tonight :) [*Wizards] Selena: Shall we rampage about the MOO now, Jeff? :) [*Wizards] Jeff: We shall. -------------------------- Message 164 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Dec 22 15:12:31 1997 PST From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Wizard Mayhem! [*Wizards] Jeff dials up the press and explains that the wizzen have been repressed. He polishes his steel-toed car-kickin' boots whilst he talks. -------------------------- Message 165 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Dec 24 00:19:04 1997 PST From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Pages Out of The Blue ElseMU* Just settled and idle when I get.... Timothy pages you, "Gourry pages, "just wondering if there was any rule to running around in a pair of boxer shorts Icly"" -------------------------- Message 166 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Dec 24 21:24:18 1997 PST From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Fixins, anyone? [*Wizards] Stephanie: Howdy Lisa, we fixed you. :) [*Wizards] Lisa cries. I don't want to be fixed. Errr... I mean... -------------------------- Message 167 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Dec 30 19:26:38 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [******] Julian: I swear to god, this lava lamp is trying to mate! Everytime i look at it, it looks like liquid sex. -------------------------- Message 168 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Dec 31 11:01:41 1997 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: living on the edge... [Public] Hull thinks that everyone is celebrating the new year a little early. ;> Tipping into the vodka ehh?? [Public] Jeff oh yeahs. [Public] Jeff has just been a wild man. [Public] Hull wonders when Jeff is going to shave all his body hair and streak through the streets naked and drunk? ;> [Public] Jeff ate puffed rice cereal and counted a jar full of pennies. [Public] Hull raises a brow, how exciting. :) [Public] Jeff was kind of hoping to get the nickels counted tonight, too. -------------------------- Message 169 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Jan 2 22:19:15 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [******] Tero would tell you to do your worst...but then you would. -------------------------- Message 170 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Jan 9 17:15:06 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Julian: If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for sky-diving. -------------------------- Message 171 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jan 13 10:54:07 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: When the Windows 95 Busy Mouse Icon works it's hardest and longest... [Public] Chirop thinks... -------------------------- Message 172 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jan 13 11:43:19 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Doh! [Public] Chirop: OK folks, I have to get back to work. Kechy, tell Selena how sweet I really am, or I'll set you up on a double date with Jake and Muffet!:) [Monitor] Disconnected: Chirop (#449) at Tue Jan 13 11:32:00 1998 PST. [Public] Kechara [to Selena]: He's a terror. Beware. :) -------------------------- Message 173 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jan 13 16:24:36 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Chirop: Buy the Starfury kit so they make more kits and I can make a two foot long Hyperion!:) -------------------------- Message 174 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jan 13 16:24:49 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Chirop sniffles, he's being molested by a wizbit! -------------------------- Message 175 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jan 13 18:50:25 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Quinn: Pardon me... I hear *QOOC calling. -------------------------- Message 176 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jan 13 18:50:50 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Chirop has never fantasized about Darwin. But a nice little fem dolphin like Hikahi? Maybe..;) -------------------------- Message 177 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Jan 14 11:06:28 1998 PST From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Uh huh [Public] Jeff wants to be Surreal Spice. Or maybe Angsty Spice. -------------------------- Message 178 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Jan 15 11:16:20 1998 PST From: Alexandros (#545) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Linda and her Movies... [Public] Linda just watches Les Miserables on video and had too much fun with the whore and pimp scene. :) -------------------------- Message 179 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jan 19 09:48:20 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Men. 100 Reasons it's kick ass to be a Guy! 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually all female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A five-day vacation only requires 1 suitcase. 5. Monday Night Football. 6. You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives. 7. Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter. 8. You can open all you own jars. 9. Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight. 10. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind. 11. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying. 12. Your ass is never a factor in job interviews. 13. All your orgasms are real. 14. A beer gut doesn't make you invisible to the opposite sex. 15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you (unless you smash 'em into the boards). 16. You don't have to lug a bag full of useful stuff everywhere you go. 17. You understand why Stripes is funny. 18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. 19. Your last name stays put. 20. You can leave the hotel bed unmade. 21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyo= ne secretly hates you. 22. You can kill your own food. 23. The garage is all yours. 24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 25. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment. 26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow. 27. You never have to clean a toilet. 28. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes. 29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation. 30. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. 32. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. 33. The National College Cheerleading Championship. 34. You don't have to shave below your neck. 35. None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry. 36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night. 37. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices. 38. You can write your name in the snow. 39. You can get into a non-trivial pissing contest. 40. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color. 41. Chocolate is just another snack. 42. You can be President. (In this lifetime.) 43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. 44. Flowers fix damn near everything. 45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings. 46. You get to think about sex 90 percent of your waking hours. 47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. 48. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough. 49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store. 50. You can say anything ("Wow, do my balls hurt!") and not worry about what people will think. 51. Foreplay is optional. 52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe. 53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room. 54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day. 55. You don't have to clean your house if the meter reader's coming by. 56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid. 57. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 58. You don't give a rat's ass if anyone notices your new haircut. 59. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, 'He must be mad at me'. 60. The world is your urinal. 61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's about to leave you. 62. You get to jump up and slap stuff. 63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 64. One mood, all the time! 65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him. 66. You never have to drive on to another service station because this ones 'just too yucky'. 67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle. 68. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing. 69. Same work.... more pay! 70. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character. 71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment. 72. Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental; $75. 73. You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back. 74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory. 75. You don't mooch off others' desserts. 76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 77. The remote control is yours and yours alone. 78. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 79. ESPN's SportsCenter 80. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift. 81. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers. 82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother. 83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked. 84. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom. 85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friend you've changed. 86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man. 87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase, "Fuck it". 88. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies. 89 .What Smelly Shoes? 90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood. 92. you think the idea of punting a small dog is funny. 93. If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room. 94. New shoes don't blister, cut or mangle your feet. 95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind. 96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries. 97. Not liking a person doesn't preclude having great sex with them. 98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?" 99. Baywatch 100. There's always a game on somewhere. And now the down side: 1. You have to take out the garbage. 2. The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000. 3. No sofas in your restrooms. 4. External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs. 5. Even if you get your head caught in an industrial woodchipper, you're not allowed to cry. 6. James Bond movies only come out every two years. 7. Ribbed for her pleasure, not yours. 8. You have to wear ties. 9. You can't flirt your way out of a jam. 10. "Women and children first" -------------------------- Message 180 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jan 19 11:18:41 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Jeff: Now? I'm bi. I don't care. I kinda like it. -------------------------- Message 181 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jan 19 12:47:10 1998 PST From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is an Alien TOP TEN SIGNS YOU CO-WORKER IS AN ALIEN 10. Displays violent mood swings when passing near the office microwave. 9. Yearly Christmas present to you is a tribble. 8. Home address is listed simply as "Area 51". 7. Walks into doors expecting them to open. 6. Says he's late to work because his car's anti-matter drive needs a new dilithium crystal. 5. Demands circular parking spot on building roof. 4. Talks endlessly about walk-on part in The X-Files. 3. Refers to the Xerox machine as 'the replicator'. 2. Attempts to clear paper jam using Vulcan Mind-Meld. 1. Steals office supplies to build interstellar transmitter. -------------------------- Message 182 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Jan 19 18:29:44 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Chirop grumps, Linda has no right to take time away from the MOO, where is she!:) -------------------------- Message 183 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jan 20 11:34:31 1998 PST From: Alexandros (#545) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Chirop's Pastime Fantasies. [Public] Chirop: Because damning Jeff and seeing him writhe in hell is a fun way to wait for Linda, eh?:) -------------------------- Message 184 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jan 20 15:06:08 1998 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Ah...now we know how she walks around the house! [Public] Stephanie just has to remember to wear pants. -------------------------- Message 185 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jan 20 15:38:34 1998 PST From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Brian [Public] Stephanie: No, I get all freaked out /every/ time this character named Caleb logs in elseMOO, I wanna go on spastic hug alert until I realize, /no/, it isn't Jeff. -------------------------- Message 186 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jan 20 18:15:01 1998 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Jeff afk's to suck on things. later :) -------------------------- Message 187 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jan 20 21:41:00 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: And we would, too. [Public] Lariano has joined the channel. [Public] Chirop has left the channel. [Public] Lariano feels a bit insulted, thank you. -------------------------- Message 188 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Jan 21 15:35:28 1998 PST From: Julian (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The Little Ironies in Life... When I tried to access the MSN troubleshooter page... MSN mail system error: 0x80049002 -------------------------- Message 189 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Jan 22 14:19:57 1998 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Uh oh. [****] Stephanie: As in, Jeffery Christopher Eaton, go pose before I hunt you down and beat you with a wet noodle. ;) [****] Jeff: Oooh, do it again. -------------------------- Message 190 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Jan 22 14:31:14 1998 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Jeff: Hope: It's Pern with Guns! -------------------------- Message 191 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Jan 22 14:48:56 1998 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Top Ten Reasons that Hope is Better Than Pern Jeff and Quinn made this up, I just send it out. :) 10. The 'Dragons' don't give you any lip. 9. Bastets don't chitter or chirp. 8. Fighter pilots are proddy by /choice/. 7. Max Andrews /didn't/ have to share command with his wife. 6. Color doesn't matter. Hell, gender doesn't matter. 5. Those darn harpers. 4. /We/ bond with /mammals/. 3. Far higher per capita psychopath count. 2. One word: Pirates! And the #1 reason Hope is better than Pern is..... 1. /Everyone/ gets their very own angst-toy. -------------------------- Message 192 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Jan 23 15:38:29 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Stephanie detests having to second guess my brain. My brain always wins. -------------------------- Message 193 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Jan 25 13:12:33 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Well, that went nowhere... ! Smallfry shouts, asking 'anyone wanna chat?' You shout 'No. We come here to taunt and belittle people who use the word '3l337.'' ! Smallfry shouts, asking 'anyone wanna chat?' -------------------------- Message 194 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jan 27 12:45:31 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [****] Stephanie: You really should get the bends. You'd like it, a lot. -------------------------- Message 195 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jan 27 13:06:19 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: So, how about those mets? [Public] Stephanie: +69 [Public] Jeff peers. [Public] Stephanie thinks Servo's saying something interesting. [Public] Jeff: I won't speculate. -------------------------- Message 196 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Jan 27 20:11:46 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Chirop: In the beginning there was angst. In the middle there was angst of a microscopically different tenor. Reprise. -------------------------- Message 197 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Jan 29 13:59:27 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Aiiiieee! [*****] Brian: Hey, I think the world can end now. Bri is actually flirting. [*****] Joey: God help us all. [*****] Brian: He'll have to. The Devil can't. Hell just froze over. -------------------------- Message 198 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Jan 29 16:55:53 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Stephanie got to enjoy one of her favorite sports. Hugging people who are not connected and watching them all log off. ;) -------------------------- Message 199 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Jan 30 01:10:56 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff Another Reason Hope is Cooler: /Anyone/ on the station can use apostrophes, and color doesn't matter. ;) -------------------------- Message 200 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Feb 2 13:07:00 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Tero [to Alexandros]: And if that's not enough, hard-core drinking women get their third shot free! -------------------------- Message 201 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Feb 2 14:00:50 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Why Jeff Is To Be Feared. Jeff just spammed steph ... thinks he went overboard. Jeff blew away his /own/ 100K backscroll just with the 'mission accomplished' lines. Tero: This is why God programmed the "@more flush" command. -------------------------- Message 202 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Feb 3 14:12:37 1998 PST From: Kargon (#1073) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Top Ten Rejected Federal Holidays I saw this top ten list on the net and had to show everyone! 10. Earth Day 9. Postal Safety Day 8. Agent Scully Day 7. Take your gun to work day 6. We Really Didn't Want To Come To Work Today Day 5. National NRA Founders Day 4. Tax Evasion Day 3.Spice Girls Day 2. Everybody Get Drunk and Riot Day 1. Union Intimidation Day -------------------------- Message 203 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Feb 3 16:37:01 1998 PST From: Sidney (#1096) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: What puppy?? Bad dog! Chirop says, "What, you aren't into leg humping?" ;) Sidney grins, "I'm not, but I don't mind if you are..as long as it's my leg. Heh." -------------------------- Message 204 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Feb 4 12:41:21 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [*Wizards] Stephanie: Clean! Nekkid! :) Idle. -------------------------- Message 205 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Feb 4 18:09:54 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Squeak squeak! [Public] Jeff waggles a travolta-shaped twisty balloon at Julian. [Public] Julian ooohs. Can you make them in different forms? I want Pulp-Fiction Travolta!" [Public] Jeff nopes. This is SNF travolta. [Public] Julian: Aww. How about Urban Cowboy? [Public] Julian: With beard, please. [Public] Jeff: Maybe. I'll see what I can do. -------------------------- Message 206 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Feb 4 18:28:43 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Quinn: And yes.. I've always wanted to be a pimp. -------------------------- Message 207 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Feb 5 14:20:28 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Sidney doesn't think he's that cute.. I'm sorry, I would never date a man who's breasts were bigger than mine. -------------------------- Message 208 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Feb 5 15:39:04 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff (from elseMOO) Dorcas suggests that in an actual relationship there is still plenty of angst, so you would not forego your angst by indulging in one. -------------------------- Message 209 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Feb 5 16:06:51 1998 PST From: Tero (#849) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Tero [****] Jeff nods. Either have I, save the local Christian channel that shows Christian music videos, and that's a little like kissing your sister unless Steve Taylor was involved in the production. -------------------------- Message 210 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Feb 5 16:36:21 1998 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Uh huh. [****] Jeff: There must be some sort of 'Person who finds Jeff a love interest' retirement fun set aside. [****] Jeff: They want the pot. -------------------------- Message 211 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Feb 5 16:42:10 1998 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Jeff wants spleens, and lots of them. -------------------------- Message 212 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Feb 5 16:45:38 1998 PST From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Jeff's ambition in life [*******] Jeff wants to be a spleen upgrade salesman. -------------------------- Message 213 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Feb 5 17:51:09 1998 PST From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: And I agree. ;> [Public] Michaels needs to put her uniform back on. -------------------------- Message 214 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Feb 6 01:52:35 1998 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Jeff: Oh, yeah, CHORTLE, baby! -------------------------- Message 215 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Feb 7 17:31:27 1998 PST From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: We Know, We Know.... [Public] Julian will go out with you, Tero! [Public] Tero goes to buy his prom dress... [Public] Julian [to Tero]: Isn't this relationship going a little fast? -------------------------- Message 216 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Feb 7 17:58:39 1998 PST From: Michaels (#1097) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Michaels [Public] Reno: Where's the other seven whacks?? -------------------------- Message 217 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Feb 7 18:03:46 1998 PST From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: *whistle* [Public] Julian beams, and wraps his arm about Tero. "He's my honey." ;) -------------------------- Message 218 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Feb 10 14:38:24 1998 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [Public] Julian cries on Brian's shoulder. Hrm. He's kinda cute. "Hiya, big boy. ;) -------------------------- Message 219 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Feb 10 15:42:03 1998 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Those boys. [Public] Tero walks back on, little breathless, but placid looking. [Public] Julian wanders back onto the channel, grin on his face, cigarette in his mouth, and following after Tero. [Public] Tero drapes over Jules, smiling a bit. "You are a monster." ;) [Public] Julian grins, and colors a bit. "Well, you were unstoppable...." -------------------------- Message 220 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Feb 11 09:24:17 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Hmmm... [Public] Quinn nearly made the Renaissance the Titanic... [Public] Luckini: There's a goood omen :) -------------------------- Message 221 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Feb 11 12:38:28 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Quinn: The reason I didn't want to fill out the survey, was because I thought maybe after people read that they would suddenly find me approachable. -------------------------- Message 222 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Feb 12 13:35:43 1998 PST From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Brian [Public] Stephanie admits. She has a pager fetish. -------------------------- Message 223 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Feb 12 20:52:39 1998 PST From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Interesting Sign in the Workplace Seen where I was working at today: I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either. -------------------------- Message 224 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Feb 13 05:08:14 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn IRL: Stephanie says, "Don't you dare start turning gay on me, boy." -------------------------- Message 225 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Feb 13 16:20:41 1998 PST From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Seen elseMU* Subject: A Warning FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FROM: THE TREES StoP tHE LoGGINg oR wE WiLl coNtInUE To KIll oNe CeleBrITY EacH WeEK. theRe ARe nO SkIinG "aCciDenTS." -------------------------- Message 226 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Feb 15 17:40:03 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [Public] Tero: Hope's most commonly mispelled proper noun: Batenedes. -------------------------- Message 227 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Feb 17 13:00:42 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Yep! [Public] Clone_Guest growls. is tero. [Public] Julian: You're not Tero. You're a guest. [Public] Brian: Yeah! Liar! [Public] Clone_Guest [to Julian]: Shaddup, loverboy. [Public] Julian [to Brian]: He's Tero. -------------------------- Message 228 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Feb 17 14:43:47 1998 PST From: Julian (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Come back to the 90's, Quinn! [*****] Quinn: We could be the Freak Squadron. Or.. the Mod Squadron! [*****] Quinn: Yeah.. I'll grow out my hair, you grow an afro... [*****] Quinn: We fly around in bellbottom flightsuits... it'll be /great/. -------------------------- Message 229 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Feb 17 14:49:40 1998 PST From: Tero (#849) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Package-induced Narcosis... [Public] Quinn is on a Wing Commander: Prophecy high. Is that illegal? Is this what happens when you.. sniff the package? [Public] Brian: I have to learn not to log on at times like this.... -------------------------- Message 230 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Feb 18 22:09:02 1998 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [*Wizards] Jeff: AFK to staple my eyes open. -------------------------- Message 231 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Feb 20 12:42:04 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Now we know who's boss. Julian pages: Eep, dog is yelling at me. Gotta run. BBL. -------------------------- Message 232 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Feb 23 15:06:47 1998 PST From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Brian [Public] Julian: Ya know. I had crew practice today. Noone told me the change. I did push-ups. I began to bleed from the big ol' cut in my hand. My coach wouldn't let me go clean it up. I got dirt into it. Now I just used peroxide. It hurt. Hi. -------------------------- Message 233 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Feb 25 08:03:36 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: AnimeMUCK Posts in the Abcb. 25) Wan-Fu Today -- Top Ten Cartoon Drug Abuse Suspects (spam warning) 10. GARGAMEL: Most likely LSD. Spends his life in pursuit of little blue guys in fey white outfits and mentally abusing his cat. What does he plan to do with the blue dwarfs once he catches them anyway? 9. OLIVE OYL: Probably Dexatrim abuse, maybe some amphetamines. *Who* is that skinny?! She might be anorexic; she IS always givng her burgers to Wimpy. One side question: What the hell are Popeye and Bluto thinking? They almost made the list just for courting her. 8. SNAGGLEPUSS: Can't explain it. Maybe it's the name, the look, or the voice, but he is suspicious. 7. HE-MAN: This is an easy one. I mean, c'mon...he's 'roid monkey #1! BY THE POWER OF ANABOL!!! Makes me want to root for Skeletor. Alone in his castle, hitting the weights. And on top of that he even injects the shit into his pet tiger. Animal abuse again. 6. & 5. YOGI AND BOO-BOO: We all know what is really in those picnic baskets. They go back to the cave and trip. Another side question: Are they gay? 4. DROOPY: The #1 downer abuser in Toontown. Can't someone slip him an upper every year or two? The only time I ever saw him happy was when he saw the picture of the hot redhead. 3. DOPEY OF THE SEVEN DWARVES: He openly admits it. The other dwarves deny involvement but they are under investigations. Allegations are afloat that Doc is writing some extra prescriptions for Sneezy and all the guys are partaking. 2. DAFFY DUCK: If he isn't using crack, Marion Barry is clean. He is so wired he bounces around on his head without pain. Blows his beak off all the time. Some symptoms might be from "daffiness" but Haldol wouldn't work for him. Might for his buddy with Tourette's, Porky, though. 1. SHAGGY: By far the #1 suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad goatee, the boy even converses with dogs. But all of this is nothing until you go to the Munchie Factor. Anybody who averages 9.3 dog treats consumed per episode does pot. 26) Bunny-Chan Today -- Shaggy and "Scooby Snacks" What.. you actually think those "Scooby Snacks" are doggy treats? If that's all they were, I don't think Shaggy and Scooby would be scarfing those HUGE sandwiches every episode?:) 27) Griffon Today -- Scooby Snacks Well, Wan-Fu and Bunny-Chan have helped me understand the Fun Loving Criminals song, "Scooby Snacks".. As in: "o/~Running around o/~ Robbing banks, all whacked on the Scooby Snacks o/~" My guess?Methamphetamine...^_^ -------------------------- Message 234 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Feb 26 02:51:16 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [******] Stephanie: Tero squirms, I immediately try to kill people without holding back, you yelp. Interesting. -------------------------- Message 235 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Feb 27 18:22:25 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Marriage, AMUCK-style: In the AnimeMUCK ABCB, where three characters are about to get married.. Youshou decides to join in on the fun. Thought the conversation was good enough for here, considering the talk of marriages. I'm Kyuusaku, and this is from my POV ;) Marriage, AMUCK-style: Koichi looks at Youshou. "You're getting married? Again?" Youshou says, "Seems that way. o.o" You say, "And all those Thanksgiving guests..." Kanzaki_Hitomi says, "she won't have to deal with mine, I left them all back on Earth.." Koichi gently bops Youshou on the head with his cane. "Are you MAD?" You say, "Not to mention birthdays.. although wedding anniversaries would be simplified." Meruru says, "Umm.. you'll haveta get a divorce from your other marriage. This is a new one! =D" Washu is glad she is firmly attached to only one person... O_O; Youshou says, "Actually, I'm quite pleased with myself. :>" You say, "Youshou.. remind me to find you at AX and bring this up in conversation ;)" You say, "Unless you're not going ;)" Kanzaki_Hitomi puts on a lacy white wedding dress.. Youshou o.o Karl_Riber needs to try and remember it for Akon. Youshou o.o;; Kanzaki_Hitomi says, "who here is going to AX?" Koichi says, "What would Ayn, Benimaru, Cobra, Emi-chan, Jeri, Kronos... ...think?" Guest1 [D-Boy] says, "Whats Akon?" Meruru waves a hand Kyuusaku is. Karl_Riber sees himself walking into the Con-Suite. "Okay. Who wants to marry Youshou?!" You say, "And no... I firmly do not do MUCK meetings :)" Kanzaki_Hitomi is too, and Van.. Youshou says, "Doesn't care, doesn't care, doesn't care, not here, not here, doesn't care, not here, doesn't care, doesn't care, might think its fun, doesn't care, not here." Washu doesn't, thanks... ^_^; You say, "Um..." Yuffie calmly steps out of a large orange Neko-bus that has just screeched to a halt in front of the ABCB. A few chimes twinkle as she opens the door. Yuffie has arrived. Washu waves. Karl_Riber waves Youshou should be going to Akon and is about 80% sure about Ax. Activity %5 PQ 18:19:37 Kanzaki_Hitomi says, "Yuffie can marry us too..." Activity %4 NMic 18:19:47 Guest1 [D-Boy] acks. Meruru says, "Wai! ^_^" Youshou @.o Kyuusaku could be persuaded... but then thinks of the wedding: 'Are you on the groom's side or the groom's side or the bride's side or the bride's side or the groom's side?' Washu says, "Hitomi... don't encourage her!" Kanzaki_Hitomi says, "or maybe not.." Kanzaki_Hitomi smiles innocently.. Meruru beams up at Hitomi .n Washu will whop Kyuusaku over the head if he did. Karl_Riber baps Kyuusaku. "You have no idea what you're delving into :p" Koichi gently tugs Yuffie out of the line of matrimony. Kanzaki_Hitomi huggles Meruru Kyuusaku nahs. I did extremely well for myself last time out.. and I think Youshou and I don't look very well together in bed... Guest1 [D-Boy] didn't want to know that... Washu doesn't even want to think about that... ^_^; Youshou says, "I was right. You didn't love me. ;.;" Yuffie eeps? Marriage? Where? Don't go there son! [spoofed by Washu] Kyuusaku falls over. Somewhere, in the far distance, a low cackling can be heard. It sounds faintly Boomerish. [spoofed by Koichi] Youshou says, "Uh oh." Karl_Riber chuckles. -------------------------- Message 236 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 1 13:57:47 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Right back atcha! [Public] Michaels tangos. [Public] Brian: Umm, hi? -------------------------- Message 237 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 1 20:12:43 1998 PST From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Born To....? [Public] Kristin would gladly bear Connery children. Or Cusack children, for that matter. I've even got the hips for it. I'm a born breeder. :) -------------------------- Message 238 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 3 11:26:55 1998 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Jeff has sort of a 'beat them, reject them, make them hurt! please!' sort of thing. -------------------------- Message 239 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Mar 5 13:43:17 1998 PST From: Rene (#1134) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Oh boy. OOC: Rene says "XO" OOC: Luckini laughs. "For a minute there I was afraid you had a chainsaw wielding ex ;) OOC: Rene giggles and hasn't got that, yet.. Oh boy. Wait, her SO's name is /Jason/-- you just had to mention a chainsaw, didn't you? -------------------------- Message 240 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Mar 5 17:43:34 1998 PST From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Quote seen online My friends wanted me to go see that "Titanic" movie, but what's the point? I know that Spock dies in the end." -------------------------- Message 241 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 8 17:13:25 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] "Captain! We've found something!" The red-shirts then collapse on the floor and die. {Brian} -------------------------- Message 242 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 10 17:57:10 1998 PST From: Julian (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Awww... Brian's feelings about me. [*****] Brian: I hate you at times like this. :) -------------------------- Message 243 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Mar 12 14:19:12 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Tero [to Quinn]: I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I'm not your sub. -------------------------- Message 244 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Mar 13 13:53:47 1998 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Jeff hrmphs and folds his arms and scrunches his head down like a turtle and looks andey-rooney-ish. -------------------------- Message 245 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 14 16:13:07 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Tero whews as he remembers the /right/ way to remove duct tape from one's nipples... -------------------------- Message 246 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 14 16:35:21 1998 PST From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Brian [Public] Jeff: Eeep. I just realized I'm in my closet. -------------------------- Message 247 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 15 19:10:14 1998 PST From: Sidney (#1096) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: *Ahem* [Public] Julian ahems. Moby Dick /rocked/. :) [Public] Sidney: Oh, really?? ;) -------------------------- Message 248 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 15 20:11:17 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Julian sighs. Too. Late. Must head to bed. That big, soft, fluffy, furry, squirming... oh what. That's my dog. Hrm. Oh yeah, there's my bed... -------------------------- Message 249 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 15 20:23:18 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Help! Help! [Public] Jeff: You're like... scanning *pcl to see when I create alts and planning what alts you want to play with them with first? [Public] Stephanie: Yes. [Public] Jeff: I feel stalked. [Public] Stephanie: Do. -------------------------- Message 250 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 15 22:32:10 1998 PST From: Tero (#849) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Where did Jeff go? [****] Jeff: relogging. [*****] Jeff relogging. [Public] Jeff is relogging. [Public] Tero: Wait! [Public] Tero: Jeff...are you relogging? -------------------------- Message 251 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 16 09:33:12 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Stephanie giggles. He wants to be a lesbian commander in an anime army! -------------------------- Message 252 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 16 10:56:09 1998 PST From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: A New Way to Say It? [Public] Elisa flaunts her brownies in front of everyone. Muahahahaha! -------------------------- Message 253 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 16 16:50:56 1998 PST From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Brian [Public] Julian: Dick time! Bye! -------------------------- Message 254 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 17 13:37:06 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Julian: Yeah. Lemme think for a sex, though. -------------------------- Message 255 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 17 14:33:18 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: IRC QOOC Peeling a cat's skin off slowly while dousing it with salt water would sound better than my singing. -------------------------- Message 256 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 17 18:43:42 1998 PST From: Julian (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: RL *Qooc Bobby: Yeah man, I once drove a car home full of 4 really good looking, drunk girls. Mark (Me!): And... didja? Bobby: Nah, man, I didn't. Justin: Why not? Bobby: C'mon man... it's, just, not worth it... not the same. It's like using cheat codes to beat a really good game... Mark & Justin laugh. Bobby: I was just trying to put it in terms you would understand. -------------------------- Message 257 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 17 18:58:11 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Diff'rent Strokes... [Public] Julian [to Desdemona]: Wha? Don't have a tv w/ HBO in /your/ computer room? ;) [Public] Stephanie: What? Don't have a computer in your living room? [Public] Jeff: What? You actually have a TV? -------------------------- Message 258 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 18 14:48:42 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: The odd messages you get when your systems are named after Anime characters... Are you sure you wish to disconnect RANMA from LUM? Any open files or running applications will be closed. RANMA may lose data. -------------------------- Message 259 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Mar 18 21:45:11 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Desdemona chuckles. "And the corseted women are also equally drunk. It's... well... fun." -------------------------- Message 260 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Mar 19 13:34:18 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Tero: You know, theoretically, if you have a thousand Tom Servos sitting at a thousand keyboards, eventually one of them will type some theme. -------------------------- Message 261 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Mar 20 12:04:06 1998 PST From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Some Humor An actual radio conversation of a US ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid a collision. Canadians: Reccommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT IS ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. -------------------------- Message 262 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Mar 20 23:34:15 1998 PST From: Kristin (#866) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Something cute I heard on the radio... This just in...we've received a note at the station. It appears to be some kind of demand... Start eating more chicken and we'll call off El Nino. -The cows -------------------------- Message 263 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 21 10:22:59 1998 PST From: Eponine (#1189) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Something that got the entire office uproariously laughing when it came over the All Page, meaning the entire building heard this at the same time. *Click* Eric, I can't get it in! -------------------------- Message 264 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 23 12:40:13 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Raspberry Awards 1998 The Golden Raspberry Award Foundation presents The 18th Annual Dis-Honoring Worst Achievements in Film Since 1980 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ CONTACT: John Wilson / G.R.A.F. Website: E-Mail: RAZZIEpage@aol.com For IMMEDIATE RELEASE THE RAZZIES GO POSTAL AS COSTNER'S MEGA-BUDGET LETTER-BOMB "POSTMAN" SWEEPT ANNUAL 'WORST IN FILM' AWARDS Kevin Costner and his $100-Million Box Office Letter Bomb THE POSTMAN have received the award equivalent of a "Return to Sender" stamp, sweeping the 18th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards for Worst Achievements in Film and, in the process, becoming the First Film in Raspberry History ever to "Win" Every Single RAZZIE for Which It Was Nominated. In addition to Worst Picture of 1997, POSTMAN was Dis-honored for Worst Actor (Costner) Worst Director (Costner again), Worst Screenplay (Co-Written by Eric Roth and the Oscar-Nominated Screenwriter of L.A. CONFIDENTIAL BrianHelgeland) and Worst Song (the First Time an Entire Song Score was so Dis-Honored). But POSTMAN was not alone in its sweep -- Also "Winning" Every Single RAZZIE for Which It Was Nominated was DOUBLE TEAM, the Screen Debut of Neon- Haired Basketball Bad Boy Dennis Rodman -- And All Three of it's "wins" involved Rodman himself: Dennis was roundly dis-honored by the RAZZIE Poll as Worst Supporting Actor, Worst New Star (beating out such Stiff Competition as Tori Spelling and Howard Stern) and was also Half of the "Winning" Worst Screen Couple, along with his Kick-Boxing Co-Star Jean Claude van Damme. Other "Winners" at the light-hearted annual spoof of award shows in general (and the Oscars in pareticular) included: Demi Moore, the first actress in a decade to Repeat as Worst Actress Two Years in a Row (This year for her Shaved-Headed Navy S.E.A.L. in the Mis-Titled G.I. JANE); A Teenaged Tyro Who's Gotten Too Big for Her Britches (Literally!) Alicia Silverstone as Worst Supporting Actress for Bat Girl in the Bat Bamob BATMAN & ROBIN; the Oscar-Ignored Way-Over-Budget Ocean-Liner Disaster SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL as Worst Re-Make or Seqauel, and, in the Newest RAZZIE Category Worst Reckless Dsiregard for Human Life & Public Property, CON AIR. This year's RAZZIE results were determined by mailing ballots to 487 Foundation members (film professionals, journalists and fans) throughout 35 U.S. states and eight foreign countries. the Award itself, a gold-spray- painted, golf-ball sized plastic raspberry atop a reel of Super-8 film, has an inflation-adjusted street value of about $2.29. For more information, please E-Mail: RAZZIEpage@aol.com or go to the Official Razzie Web site at 18th Annual Golden Raspberry (RAZZIE) Award Winners Names with ( * ) = Previous RAZZIE Nominees Names with ( # ) = Previous Oscar Winners and/or Nominees Worst Picture -THE POSTMAN (Warner Bros.) Produced by Jim Wilson* Steve Tisch and Kevin Costner. Worst Actor -Kevin Costner#, THE POSTMAN Worst Actress -Demi Moore, G.I. JANE (Hollywood Pictures) Worst Supporting Actor -Dennis Rodman, DOUBLE TEAM (Columbia) Worst Supporting Actress- Alicia Silverstone, BATMAN & ROBIN (Warner Bros.) Worst Screen Couple - Dennis Rodman & Jean-Claude van Damme*, DOUBLE TEAM Worst Reckless Disregard for Human Life and Public Property (New Category) -CON AIR (Touchstone Pictures) Worst Re-Make or Sequel - SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL (20th Century-Fox) Produced by Jan De Bont. Worst Director - Kevin Costner#, THE POSTMAN Worst Screenplay - THE POSTMAN, Screenplay by Eric Roth and Brian Helgeland# Based on The Book by David Brin. Worst New Star - Dennis Rodman, DOUBLE TEAM Worst Song - The Entire Song Score from THE POSTMAN, Words and Music by Jeffrey Barr, Glenn Burke, John Coinman, Joe Flood, Blair Forward, Maria Machado and Jono Manson. BREAKDOWN THE POSTMAN - 5 DOUBLE TEAM - 3 BATMAN & ROBIN - 1 CON AIR - 1 G.I. JANE - 1 SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL - 1 -------------------------- Message 265 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 23 15:31:08 1998 PST From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Brian [Public] Julian stares down into his cup of MD... I truly do now know why Ian calls this urine in a can... I mean, if you look at it in a white cup, /that's/ what it looks like! -------------------------- Message 266 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 24 17:31:36 1998 PST From: Julian (#109) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Another RL *QOOC During crew practice, we were out in the Elizabeth, the river w/ the most Naval traffic in the world, and bored, crew people were tired, so I, as the ever nice coxswain, gave 'em a break. While conspiracy theories were being disgusted, suddenly a black helicopter came over the rise, and hovered over us. I've never seen 'em row faster, or heard more 'Oh shits!'. -------------------------- Message 267 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 24 18:02:39 1998 PST From: Brian (#618) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Jeff on Idling [Public] Jeff: It could mean anything from 'I got bored' to 'I've been attacked by rabid ferrets and can't reach the keys, call 911...' -------------------------- Message 268 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Mar 26 15:28:17 1998 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: A new brain emerging... [****] Tero: Woo! [****] Jeff: Woo! [****] Jeff: Ack. [****] Tero: Ack. [****] Jeff: DOH! [****] Tero: DOH! [****] Tero points. Stop that. [****] Jeff stops. -------------------------- Message 269 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Mar 27 00:24:21 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Martinez: No! I'm sorry, but I wouldn't sleep with a complete stranger-- even if he were cute. Wait, how much did you say? ;) Woah! -------------------------- Message 270 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 28 17:30:36 1998 PST From: Tero (#849) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Sounds like an interesting time... [Public] Sidney thinks of ways of livening things up-- but not good in public. [Public] Sidney thinks about calling her friends over. Hmm.. -------------------------- Message 271 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Mar 28 17:36:32 1998 PST From: Sidney (#1096) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Sidney [Public] Sidney: Not /that/.. -------------------------- Message 272 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 29 02:11:17 1998 PST From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Something in the way of doings.... Gotta love these @doings, folks. :) Selena 03:06 0s "And your point is?" Martinez 04:26 8m I can't quite remember... Sidney 04:29 3m Who would've figured?? Stephanie 04:59 3m I would offer you my pulse... -------------------------- Message 273 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Mar 29 19:22:23 1998 PST From: Elisa (#250) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Tero's Odd Appitites... [Public] Elisa feels like some evil vampire or the a red-skinned, overly large-horned, evil royalty type of the night. [Public] Tero [to Elisa]: You have no idea how sexy that sounds. -------------------------- Message 274 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Mar 30 00:24:57 1998 PST From: Jason (#983) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Software Wars http://vision.ucsd.edu/~atai/softwarewar.gif -------------------------- Message 275 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 31 15:29:19 1998 PST From: Jason (#983) To: Jason (#983) and *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Etch-A-Sketch FAQ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I create a New Document window? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? A: Don't shake it. -------------------------- Message 276 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 31 19:15:19 1998 PST From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [*Wizards] Stephanie: You know I love to get it on with inanimate objects. -------------------------- Message 277 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Mar 31 21:32:55 1998 PST From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie OOC: Salubrian says "And on your right, you'll see Jericho Colony, home to 40% of humanity. Oo! And Steph! Rare sight in this rotation, get you camers ready and wave to the Steph!" -------------------------- Message 278 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Apr 1 12:46:08 1998 PST From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Dictionary of Dating DICTIONARY OF DATING DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get." IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together. NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does. SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is. -------------------------- Message 279 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Fri Apr 3 13:03:57 1998 PST From: David (#433) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Wow, Jeff-- really? [David/Jeff] "I'm so amazingly hip, I can't even see my own pelvis." -------------------------- Message 280 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Apr 5 22:55:08 1998 PDT From: Tero (#849) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Statement of the Obvious... [Public] David was actually thinking of espresso-beans, but...:) [Public] Jeff: Phoenix. We have the COOLEST mavs. -------------------------- Message 281 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 7 18:31:10 1998 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Julian [to Jeff]: I actually read a study that sleeping with dogs lower's one's daily stress level by 200%. The nude part is just a comfort issue. -------------------------- Message 282 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 14 22:26:50 1998 PDT From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Gotta love that email humor Gotten from a friend via email.... HI there..... A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to 2 men and a woman, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which person would get the Extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will Follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances", they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man got a shocked look on his face and said "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my own wife!" "Well", says the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then." So they bring the second man to the same door and hand him a gun. "We Must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances", they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes, then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her, I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job." "No" the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Now they're down to the woman left to test. Again they lead her to the Same door to the same room and hand her the same gun. "We must be sure that You will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances, this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA heard the gun start firing. One shot after another for 13 shots. Then all heck broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes, then all went quiet. The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat him to death with the chair!". -------------------------- Message 283 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Apr 18 12:46:58 1998 PDT From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Selena [Public] David wants Jeff's mom's eggs! -------------------------- Message 284 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat Apr 18 12:51:02 1998 PDT From: Selena (#447) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: It's A Scary Thing When.... [Public] Jeff going out of life sale! Everything must go! Volume, volume, volume! It's a virtual blood bank of bargains! Today only, buy one cornea, get one free! {Julian} -------------------------- Message 285 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun Apr 19 20:45:25 1998 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [****] Jeff: DUCKIE. DUCKIE. DUCKIE. -------------------------- Message 286 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Thu Apr 23 22:12:31 1998 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Make.War.Fast! GET RICH QUICK The following scheme is guaranteed to make you rich, richer, richest. Wait, don't stop reading here. This is perfectly legal. We know because we asked lawyers until finally one of them said it was legal (for copy of the transcript in which a lawyer said this was legal, send $125 to Dumbo House, 12 North South Street, East Westland, North Vagina, 72666). You see, this isn't just any old pyramid scam, this is a pyramid scam with a shady business attached, and that makes it all perfectly legal, perfectly legal, have we ever lied to you? NB even though this is posted to 128 unrelated newsgroups, it's not a breach of netiquette, as this is too important of an announcement! WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF MAIL-ORDER NUCLEAR WEAPONS Instructions: 1. Download the enclosed binary to your Amiga-compatible computer and execute it to view the mailing list and any last-minute instructions we thought were a good idea and we hoped the government wouldn't see because of the binary encoding. We promise the binary is free of viruses and trojan horses, specifically that the binary will not self-destroy to cover its trail. Of course we promise this. Have we ever lied to you? 2. Kidnap 5 of your friends and relatives and mail them to the countries named on the mailing list. 3. Fill out the enclosed ransom agreement fully. 4. Congradulations, you're now in business. To save your friends and relatives from torture and death, you have agreed to take our sure-fire course on how to overcome government security (only $10000) so you can steal nuclear weapons and parts and deliver them to the foreign nations on the list. Folks on the list are taking bets on whether you'll be caught or cause a war along the way. When you get your friends out of hock, you move up the list and become eligible to receive kidnapped people, contraband, and a lot of dough. Be sure to use a Macintosh-compatible binhex decoder for the enclosed Amiga-executable binary: -------------------------- Message 287 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon Apr 27 03:22:40 1998 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: When Quinn becomes a sound wave... [*Stubborn] Stephanie: I love you sweet heard. -------------------------- Message 288 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue Apr 28 18:50:55 1998 PDT From: Jason (#983) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Down with DiCaprio! People Magazine is holding their Third Annual Online Most Beautiful People poll at "http://www.pathfinder.com/people/50most/1998/vote/index.html". Second place is Leonardo DiCaprio with 4389 votes. First place is Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf at 5452 votes (even though the results just show him as "Drunken Dwarf". Go to that web page and write in "Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf" as your write-in vote. (Without the quotes -- spelling, capitalization, and punctuation matter.) Help skew the results! -------------------------- Message 289 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed Apr 29 00:31:57 1998 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: From AnimeMUCK's abcb Kyuusaku thinks about that for a sec. Ever think that game show announcer guy gets really pissed off at watching really stupid people win prizes he would to have for himself? There's a reason to go postal if I ever saw one. -------------------------- Message 290 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat May 2 14:37:16 1998 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Eternal Lost boy [*Wizards] Jeff wanders to the code editor. [*Wizards] Stephanie: Don't get lost along the way. [*Wizards] Auuuugh! I'm stuck in $set_utils! -------------------------- Message 291 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat May 2 14:38:55 1998 PDT From: Stephanie (#444) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Stephanie [Public] Jeff: The superfluous qwerty nipple. -------------------------- Message 292 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sat May 2 14:39:28 1998 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Jeff [Public] Stephanie /really/ doesn't have this nipple mouse thing down yet. -------------------------- Message 293 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun May 3 22:12:47 1998 PDT From: Quinn (#94) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: +mail from Quinn [*Wizards] Jason considers resigning the wizbit. It's peer pressure. Like drugs. If everyone's doing it, it /must/ be the cool thing to do ;) -------------------------- Message 294 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Tue May 5 19:46:05 1998 PDT From: Sarafina (#1202) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: Children... Jonny has connected. OOC: Rache says, "When'd we have a kid?" OOC: Jonny beams. "Hi Mom!" Jonny walks out. OOC: Rache sighs. They grow up so fast. ;) -------------------------- Message 295 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Wed May 6 15:35:59 1998 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: From another window... > GeorgeHarrison asks of you 'why are you such an idiot?' You emote 'Kumquat wells, some people think it's genetic. Me? I disagree. It's really a ruse. I'm lulling everyone into complacency so they'll be unprepared when I launch my plan to take over the world.' to GeorgeHarrison. ->> GeorgeHarrison tells you 'GREAT response! Very impressive! I take my hat off to you' -> You emote 'Kumquat chuckles. I'm always like this when I haven't slept for two days, pity I won't remember it tomorrow.' to GeorgeHarrison. ->> GeorgeHarrison tells you 'I just felt like pissing off some random person...but with that response, it was impossible to piss you off...I have too much respect for you now' Ooooooooookay... -------------------------- Message 296 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Sun May 10 07:43:00 1998 PDT From: Mitaka (#898) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) [Public] o/~Secret /Agent/ Kitten. Secret /Agent/ Kitten. They've given you a collar and they've taken way your scritches....o/~ {Brian} -------------------------- Message 297 from *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443): Date: Mon May 11 21:39:48 1998 PDT From: Jeff (#111) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#443) Subject: From alt.cyberpunk.chatsubo.... "Look mate, there are situations where you have to take the gloves off. A p